A Proposal

A young man came home weeping. He had gone to propose to his girl and his father eagerly awaited the response.

“What happened?” the old man asked. “Did she accept?”

“No Pop, she didn’t. When I told her what you advised me to do, she slapped my face!”

“Did you start out by saying what I told you to? ‘Honey, time stands still when I look in your eyes.’ Did you say that?”

“Oh, man! I got it wrong! I said, ‘Honey, your face would stop a clock!‘”

Previous Editions:
=> Little Johnny - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 1
=> Gambler’s Prayer - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 2
=> Ex-Husband - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 3
=> I did not mind overlooking one mistake - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 4

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I did not mind overlooking one mistake

A labourer found a shortage of $10 in his pay envelope and complained to the cashier..

“You were overpaid $10 last time and didn’t object“, the cashier responded.
“I know“, replied the first man,
“I didn’t mind overlooking one mistake, but when it happened a second time I thought I should complain“.

Previous Editions:
=> Little Johnny - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 1
=> Gambler’s Prayer - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 2
=> Ex-Husband - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 3

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Ex-Husband

The Smiths were dining out when the wife noticed her ex-husband at the bar.
“Honey“, she said as she pointed the guy out..
“That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him 3 years ago“.

Her husband replied: “That’s silly, no one celebrates that much.”

Previous Editions:
=> Little Johnny - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 1
=> Gambler’s Prayer - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 2

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The inveterate horseplayer paused before taking his place at the betting window and offered up a fervant prayer to his Maker.
“Blessed Lord”, he murmured with mountain-moving sincerity.
“I know You don’t approve of my gambling, but just once, Lord, just this once, please, please let me break even, I need the money so badly”.

Previous edition:
=> Little Johnny - Wakish Wonderz Fun Time/Edition 1

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Little Johnny

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out: “Okay everyone in this house, please be advised that I, Little Johnny, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!“.